Top Ten Things the Orthopedist Said at my Appointment

10. You got hurt when someone did a what choke??

9. I need to be nice to you or you’ll put me in a sleeper hold.

8. You’re not really selling me on this jiu-jitsu, you know.

7. You have a beautiful neck.

6. I’m going to steal your x-ray films to use in my lectures.

5. You know, massages can be really helpful for this kind of pain.

4. Physical therapy, ibuprofen, and see me in 8 weeks.

3. So, it looks like there’s a bit of arthritis in there.

2. You know, you’re not 19 anymore…

And, the number one thing the orthopedist said at my appointment:

1. You’re not in any more danger of getting seriously injured than anyone else who does this stuff.

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2 Responses to Top Ten Things the Orthopedist Said at my Appointment

  1. Elyse says:

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

    Like

  2. Georgette says:

    OMG…. hysterical. I love this!

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