10. You got hurt when someone did a what choke??
9. I need to be nice to you or you’ll put me in a sleeper hold.
8. You’re not really selling me on this jiu-jitsu, you know.
7. You have a beautiful neck.
6. I’m going to steal your x-ray films to use in my lectures.
5. You know, massages can be really helpful for this kind of pain.
4. Physical therapy, ibuprofen, and see me in 8 weeks.
3. So, it looks like there’s a bit of arthritis in there.
2. You know, you’re not 19 anymore…
And, the number one thing the orthopedist said at my appointment:
1. You’re not in any more danger of getting seriously injured than anyone else who does this stuff.